Saturday, February 21, 2009

Collection of ASCII Smileys

:-) Willie Shoemaker
-( always should wear safety glasses, especially in
the laser burn-in room [entropy@fluke.UUCP]
!-( black eye
!-| "I-am-a-Cylon-Centurian-with-one-red-eye-bouncing-
[The Grey Wolf,]
!.'v (profile) flat top
#-) partied all night
#:-) for people whose hair is in a mess, like mine
[Richard Treitel,] smiley done by someone with
matted hair [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
#:-o "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill) [Lynn Gold,
figmo@lll-crg] smiley done by someone with matted
#:o+= Betty Boop
$$ for academic jobs [Richard Treitel, ]
$$$ for industrial jobs [Richard Treitel,]
$$$$ for people starting up their own company [Richard
$-) Alex P. Keaton (from "Family Ties")
won big at Las Vegas
won the lottery
% for bike accidents (a bit far-fetched, I suppose)
[Richard Treitel, ]
%') after drinking a fifth for lunch
%*@:-( hung over
%*} very drunk [jeanette@randvax]
%+{ lost a fight
%-(I) laughing out loud
%-) Elephant man
after staring at the terminal for 36 hours
broken glasses
drunk with laughter
long bangs
%-6 braindead
%-<I> drunk with laughter
%-\ hungover
%-^ Picasso
%-{ sad variation
%-| been working all night
%-} humor variation
%-~ Picasso
%\v Picasso
&-| tearful
&.(.. crying
&:-) curly hair
'-) one eyed man
only has a left eye, which is closed/wink
':-) accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this
morning one eyebrow
'~;E unspecified 4-legged critter
( o ) ( o ) hooters
(-) needing a haircut/needs a haircut
(-: Australian
Don Ellis from Tektronix
(-::-) Siamese twins
(-:|:-) Siamese twins
(-E: wearing bifocals [jeanette@randvax]
(-_-) secret smile
(-o-) Imperial Tie Fighter ("Star Wars")
(00) mooning you
(8-) wears glasses
(8-o Mr. Bill
(8-{)} glasses, moustache and a beard
(: (=| wearing a ghost costume
(:)-) likes to scuba dive
scuba diving
(:+) big nose
(:- unsmiley frowning
(:-# I am smiling and I have braces (watch out for the
glare!) said something he shouldn't have
(:-$ ill
(:-& angry
(:-( frowning
unsmiley frowning
(:-) big-face
no hair
smiley big-face
wearing bicycle helmet
(:-* kissing
(:-... heart-broken
(:-D blabber mouth
(:-I egghead
(:-\ VERY sad
(:-{~ bearded
(:-|K- formally attired
(:<) blabber mouth
(:=) TWO noses (?)
(:>-< thief: hands up!
(:I egghead
(:^( broken nose
(@ @) You're kidding!
(O--< fishy
(V)=| pacman champion
([( Robocop
(}-8] left-handed bearded smiley with glasses and
headphones [Dave Straker,]
) Cheshire cat
)8-) scuba smiley big-face
):-( unsmiley big-face
):-) smiley big-face
*!#*!^*&:-) a schizophrenic
** for winter sports generally [Richard Treitel,]
*-( Cyclops got poked in the eye
*-) shot dead
*8-) Beaker (the Muppet lab assistant) [James Cameron]
*:* fuzzy
*:** fuzzy with a fuzzy mustache
*:o) Bozo the Clown
*<.'v (profile) wearing snow cap
*<8-)X party outfit with hat and bow-tie
[Andrew Williams,]
*<:-) Santa Claus
*<|:-) Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)
*<|:-)) Santa Claus
*L* blotto
*| for oh what a beautiful sunset
[Richard Treitel, ]
+-(:-) Religious leader
the Pope
+-:-) priest
+:-) priest
smiley priest
+<.'v (profile) knight
+<:-) "Peace be upon you, my children..."
[Ben Cranston, zben@umd2]
+<:-| monk/nun
+<||-) knight
+O:-) the Pope
,-) one eye ... and winking
other eyed man
,-} wry and winking
,.'v (profile) has short hair
,:-) shaved his left eyebrow off this morning
- Helen Keller
- @= messages about nuclear war
- -:-( punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
(alternate version)
- -:-) punk rocker (alternate version)
-) Jose Feliciano
...---... SOS (variant)
-:-( punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
-:-) has mohawk
punk rocker
-= a doused candle (to end a flame)
-=#:-) wizard
->- for airline tickets going cheap
[Richard Treitel, ]
->=:-)X Zippy the Pinhead
[Dyon Anniballi, dyon@batcomputer]
.'! (profile) grim
.'" (profile) pursing lips
.'J (profile) smiling
.'P (profile) sticking tongue out
.'T (profile) keeping a straight face
.'U (profile) yawning
.'V (profile) shouting
.'Y (profile) whistling
.'\ (profile) frowning
.'r (profile) sticking tongue out
.'v (profile) talking
.'w (profile) speaking with forked tongue
.-( always should wear safety glasses
[Terrence Mason, entropy@fluke]
.-) Sammy Davis, Jr.
one eye
.-] one eye
...---... SOS
.\/ duck variation
.^v (profile) pointy nose
._) suffering from Lorentz contraction
(they're coming every ten minutes now)
suffering from Lorentz contractions
/8^{~ hair line, glasses, moustache, and goatee
[James Revell]
/:-| Mr. Spock
/;-) has one big thick cockeyed eyebrow
/\ for camping and backpacking [Richard Treitel,
0-( scuba diver with a broken mask
0-) Cyclops
scuba diver
smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)
0:-) angel [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
2B|^2B message about Shakespeare
3 :-) Bart Simpson
[Liron Lightwood,]
3:*> Rudolph the reindeer
3:-o cow
3:[ mean pet smiley
3:] pet smiley
3:o[ net.pets
4:-) George Washington
5:-) Elvis Presley
6\/) elephant
7:) Ronald Reagan
7:-) Fred Flintstone
7:^] Ronald Reagan
8 infinity
8 :-) wizard
8 :-I net.unix-wizards
8(:-) Mousketeer
Walt Disney
8) frog
8*) glasses and a moustache [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
8-# death
8-) excited
wide-eyed look [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
8-* just ate a hot pepper
8-O "Omigod!!" (done after "rm -rf *" ?)
took too many nodoz to work on thesis
8-O --* just before doubling over with pain
[David Gundlach,]
8-P reaction to College Cafeteria Coffee
[The Grey Wolf,]
8-] "wow, maaan"
8-o Mr. Bill
8-| eyes wide with surprise
8:) pig [The Grey Wolf,]
8:-) glasses on forehead
little girl
8:] gorilla
8=:-) Galloping Gourmet
8===> dickhead
8P bullfrog in mating season
8^ chicken [jeanette@randvax]
8_) don't get your nose out of joint
[Andrew Williams,]
8b bullfrog in mating season
: ) leper
:###) Jimmy Durante
:$) Donald Trump
:%) an accountant
:%)% has acne
:'-( crying
:'-) crying with happiness
:'O Bob Hope [Charles J. Lord,]
:'} Richard Nixon
[Charles J. Lord,]
:( sad
:) cheshire cat smile
midget smiley
:* kisses
:*) Ed McMahon
drunk smiling face, for those of us who like get
intoxicated before or while reading netnews
smile with moustache [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
:+( punched nose, hurt
:+) Carl Friedrich Gauss
:,( crying
:- male
prolog programmer [Jeff Winslow, jeffw@midas.UUCP]
:-! bland face
smiley bland face
:-" heavy smoker
pursing lips
:-# braces
mouth zipped
my lips are sealed
punched in the mouth
:-#| bushy mustache
smiley face with bushy mustache
:-$ mouth wired shut
smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-% banker
smiley banker
talking out of both sides of mouth
:-& tongue-tied
:-' smoker
:-'| has a cold
:-( Drama
boo hoo
has read too many 'smiley' articles
sad face, 'that comment makes me sad (mad)'
:-( ) You backed your car over my toe
:-( :- impotent (or let down)
[David Gundlach,]
:-( ) You stepped on my toe
:-() I stubbed my toe
:-(*) sick of netnews articles, about to vomit
:-(0) yelling
:-(=) big teeth
:-(O) yelling
:-) Comedy
Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect
a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't
hear voice inflection over Unix.
ha ha
smiley standard
the normal smiling face, appended to a sentence or
an article means 'this is a joke' or 'this is
supposed to make you laugh'
:-) , outie belly button
:-) . innie belly button
:-) 8 Dolly Parton
:-) < slut
:-) < ... :-) < ... :-) < ... nymphomaniac
:-) > celibate
:-) -8 blue balls
[David Gundlach,]
:-) -: smiley with an erection
[David Gundlach,]
:-) -^-: in need of some corrective surgery
[David Gundlach,]
:-) :-... taking a leak
[David Gundlach,]
:-) )-: masking theatrical comments
:-) --- John Holmes
:-) ... :-( ... :-) ... :-( ... manic depressive
:-) 8 - female [David Gundlach,]
:-) :-) :-) loud guffaw
:-)!!! Sam Kinnison
:-)' drooling
:-)) double chin
:-))) William Conrad
very overweight
:-)-- 98-pound weakling
:-)-8 big girl
:-)-O smiling doctor with stethoscope
:-)-{8 big girl
:-)-}8 big girl
:-)8 man with bowtie
well dressed
:-)== Arnold Schwarzenegger
:-)X wearing a bowtie
:-)} has goatee/beard
:-)~ drooling
:-* Oops!
Oops! (covering mouth with hand)
after eating something bitter or sour
:-, "Hmmmm."
:--) Jamie Farr (Klinger from M*A*S*H)
:------------) big liar
:-/ lefty undecided smiley
:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)
smiley orator
user can't find shift key
:-1 bland face
smiley bland face
:-6 after eating something sour
smiley after eating something sour
:-7 smiley after a wry statement
smokes a pipe
talking out of side of mouth
wry face
:-8 talking out both sides of your mouth
:-8( condescending stare
:-9 licking its lips
smiley licking it's lips
:-: mutant
mutant smiley
:-< frowning
real sad
real sad smiley
:-=) Adolph Hitler
older smiley with mustache
:-> biting sarcastic face
deformed lips
hey hey
yet another smiley
:->X==| smiley formalware
[Peter da Silva,]
:-? smiley smoking a pipe
smoking a pipe
:-@ "I swear"
beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso.
extremely angry
smiley face screaming
:-B drooling
:-C just totally unbelieving
really bummed out
:-D big smile
laughing (at you!)
said with a smile
talking too much
wider happy face [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
:-E bucktoothed vampire
has major dental problems
:-F bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing
:-G- smoking cigarettes
:-I hmm
:-J tongue-in-cheek comments
:-M speaking no evil
:-O Mr. Bill
ohh, big mouth, Mick Jagger
uh oh
:-O>-o smiley American tourist (note big mouth and camera)
:-P Nyahhhh!
has a secret to tell you
nyah nyah
sticking out tongue
telling secrets
tongue hanging out in anticipation
:-Q smoker
:-Q~ smoking
:-R has the flu
:-S just made an incoherent statement
:-T keeping a straight face
keeping a straight face (tight-lipped)
:-V shouting
:-W speak with forked tongue
:-X A big wet kiss!
bow tie
my lips are sealed
:-Y a quiet aside
:-[ biting criticism
biting criticism smiling face, ditto for criticism
un-smiley blockhead
:-\ Popeye
undecided smiley
:-\ 8o after a cold shower
[David Gundlach,]
:-] biting sarcasm
biting sarcasm smiling face, used when sarcasm is
intended, since we cannot inflect our voice
over the net.
smiley blockhead
:-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
spitting out chewing tobacco
:-a lefty smiley touching tongue to nose
:-b left-pointing tongue
left-pointing tongue smiley
:-c bummed out
real unhappy
:-d lefty smiley razzing you
:-d~ smokes heavily
:-e disappointed
disappointed smiley
:-f sticking tongue out
:-i semi-smiley
:-j left smiling
left smiling smiley
:-k beats me, looks like something, tho
beats me, looks like something, though
:-l y.a.s.
yet another smiley
:-o "Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)
Mr. Bill
Uh oh!
singing national anthem
smiley singing national anthem
:-o ^^^^: after zipping up fly too fast
[David Gundlach,]
:-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-p~ smokes heavily
:-q smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
trying to touch tongue to nose
:-r sticking tongue out
:-s after a BIZARRE comment
smiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-t cross smiley
:-v speaking
talking head smiley
:-w speak with forked tongue
:-x "my lips are sealed"
"my lips are sealed" smiley
kiss kiss
not telling any secrets
:-y said with a smile
:-z y.a.s.
yet another cross smiley
:-{ mustache
smiley variation on a theme
:-{ -__-: after slamming the toilet seat
[David Gundlach,]
:-{#} messages teasing people about their braces
:-{) moustache
normal smiling face with a moustache
:-{} heavy lipstick
:-{~ has read too many of the toilet paper articles
previous to lunch
:-| "have an ordinary day"
"have an ordinary day" smiley
no expression
no expression face, 'that comment doesn't phase me'
:-| 8( )- pregnant female
[David Gundlach,]
:-|| angry
:-} "Thish wine tashted pretty good"
normal smiling face with pretty lips
pretty lips
wears lipstick or some other lip appearance
improving device
:-} -oo-: taking matters into hand
[David Gundlach,]
:-~) has a cold
:/) not funny
:/7) Cyrano de Bergerac
:/i no smoking
:3-< dog
:8) pig
::-) wears glasses
:< midget unsmiley
what pretences!
:<() African tribesman
:<) from an Ivy League School
:<)= for those with beards too
:<= walrus
:<| attends an Ivy League school
:= | Baboon
:=) has two noses
:=8) baboon
:> hmm, let me think...
midget smiley
:>) big nose
:?) philosopher
:@ what?
:@) pig
:C what?
:D laughter
:I Hmmm, not funny!
:O yelling
:Q what?
:Q) John Q. Public
:Ui smoking
:Uj smoking (and smiling)
:V woodpecker
:V) woodpecker
:X) hearing no evil
:[ real downer
:] Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be
your friend
:^( has had his nose put out of joint; useful for
replying to
:^) 3/4 view of person with elf-type sharp nose
[The Grey Wolf,]
broken nose
smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:^D "Great! I like it!"
:^{ for those with moustaches
:^{)> moustache and beard
:_) nose sliding off face
:c) big nose variant [Po-Jen J. Yang,]
:c< big nose variant [Po-Jen J. Yang,]
:n) funny-looking right nose
:q vi user saying, "How do I get out of this damn
emacs editor?"
[Mark Baranowski,]
:u) funny-looking left nose
:v) left-pointing broken nose
left-pointing nose
:{ oh boy, the headmaster!...
:} What should we call these? (what?)
:~( nose put out of joint
:~) Peter Ubberoth
needs a nosejob
pointy nose (righty)
smiling face needs a nosejob, no explanation
ugly nose
:~-( crying
:~-) so happy, s/he is crying
:~/ really mixed up
;( crying
;-( 'that makes me so mad that if I ever see
you I'll punch your lights out'
beaten up
sad face gets his lights punched out
sad or mad and got beat up
;-) a practical joker who played one too many and got
beat up
beaten up
could be pirate smiling face??
crying with happiness
getting fresh
sardonic incredulity
smiling face gets his lights punched out
;-) ===8 circumcised
[David Gundlach,]
;-) o===8 braggart
[David Gundlach,]
;-D a friendly, winking, laughing smile
;-\ Popeye beaten up
Popeye gets his lights punched out
;-| beaten up but silent
no expression face gets his lights punched out
says nothing but still gets beat up
;-} leer? (terminal dependent)
;^? punched out
<&&> message concerning rubber chickens
<*:oDX clown with bowtie and dunce
<:-( disappointed
<:-) Vietnamese peasant
dumb questions
<:-)<<| in a space rocket
<:-I dunce
<:-O Eeek!
<:>== a turkey emoticon
<:I dunce
<<<<(:-) hat salesman
<= for messages about housing in the Snow Belt
[Richard Treitel, ]
<{:-)} in a bottle
<|-( Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes
<|-(= Chinese and doesn't like this article
Chinese and unhappy
<|-) Chinese
<|-)= Chinese
=) variation on a theme...
=):-) Uncle Sam
=.'v (profile) has mohawk
=0== Mexican on a railroad!
=:-#} punk rocker with a mustache
smiley punk with a mustache....
=:-( punk rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
smiley punk-rocker (real punk rockers don't smile)
=:-) hosehead
punk rocker
smiley punk-rocker
=:-H football player
==#== railroad crossings [Kenneth P. Brooks,
===:[OO']>:=== has been railroaded
=====:} snake
=t== Mexican run over by train
=|:-) Abe Lincoln
=|:-)= Abe Lincoln
>- female
>-< absolutely livid!!
>-> china man
>-^);> fish
>:) a little devil
>:*) Bozo the Clown
>:-( mad, annoyed
sick and tired of reading this nonsense
>:-( 8 *>- for disparaging opinions on feminists
[Phil Barth, ]
>:-) devil [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
>:-< mad
>:-> devilish
>:-I net.startrek
>:-b left-pointing tongue smiley
>:^( headhunter (Amazon style)
>;-) devilish wink [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
>;-> winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was
just made.
>< >< about/to someone wearing argyle socks
>>-O-> General Custer
>>>>>:============ an asparagus
[David J. Rood,]
>[I Television
>w nose-thumbing gesture [jeffw@midas.UUCP]
>|( Robocop: "Thank you for your co-operation."
[Craig P McLaughlin,]
>|-> Chinese
?-( about people with a black eye
has black eye
@%&$%& You know what that means...
@%&$%&$\&*@%$#@ you know what that means...
@-( "Ulysses! Bring me Ulysses!"
[Ben Cranston, zben@umd2]
@-) Cyclops
@.'v (profile) has curly hair
@:-) Indian (East)
wavy hair
wearing a turban
@:I turban
@= flame about nuclear war, power or weapons follows
(mushroom cloud) [figmo@lll-crg.ARpA]
pro-nuclear war
@>--->---- a rose
@O=E<= woman in skirt wearing turtleneck sweater
[DJ Delorie,]
@l@ too many hours at terminal
B) frog wearing sunglasses
B-(8 Sir Robin Day (a British BBC TV presenter, famed
for his grumpy countenance, and who wears glasses
and a bow tie)
B-) "Let's do the beach, man!"
[The Grey Wolf,]
horn-rimmed glasses
B-)-[< sunglasses and swimming trunk
B-D "Serves you right, dummy!!"
B-| cheap sunglasses
B:-) sunglasses on head
B^) hornrimmed glasses
C:# football player
C:-) large brain capacity
C=:-) Galloping Gourmet
chef [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
C=>8*) devilish chef with glasses and a moustache
C=}>;*{)) mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with
a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a
double chin
C=}>;*{O) mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with
a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a
double chin
C|:-= Charlie Chaplin
E-:-) ham radio operator
E-:-I net.ham-radio
EK( Frankenstien
Honk! oo---oo-Bo semi-truck moving right
[Michael Cook,]
K:P a little kid with a propeller beanie
L:-) just graduated
M-) sees no evil
M-),:X),:-M sees no evil, hears no evil, speaks no evil
M:-) saluting
O 8-) the angelic halo look
[Andrew Williams,]
O :-) an angel (at heart, at least)
O |-) net.religion
O+ appropriate for women's messages, surely?
[Richard Treitel, ]
O-&-< doing nothing
O-(==< chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely asleep.
O-) Megaton Man, on patrol!
[Matthew P. Wiener, weemba@brahms.BERKELEY.EDU]
scuba diver
O-G-< pointing to self
O-S-< in a hurry
O-Z-< in a big hurry
O:-) acting very innocent (halo)
with halo
O>-<|= of interest to women
OO headlights on msg
P-) Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes)
getting fresh
Q:-) new graduate
R-) broken glasses
X-( just died
[8-{) bearded smiley with glasses and headphones
[Dave Straker,]
[:-) listening to walkman
wearing a walkman
[:-] square head
[:] robot
[:|] robot (or other AI project)
[= for messages about housing in Arizona
[Richard Treitel, ]
[] hugs
\/\/\/\,8-O really should fix frayed line cord on
\:-) french hat
\:^) gumby smiley
\o/ PTL (praise the lord, or pass the loot?)
]:-) The Devil
]:-> The Devil
^(^ happy variation
^)^ ^(^ two people talking
^L^ happy
^v^v^ mountains [Kenneth P. Brooks, ]
_:^) American Indian
_\\// Vulcan salute
__. properly chastised and/or chagrined, or is merely
__/~`-'~\_/ line of thought isn't quite a line
__Q~`__ cat
`:-) shaved his right eyebrow off this morning
d :-o hats off to your great idea
d.'v (profile) wearing hard hat
d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat
d:-) baseball player
g-) wearing pince-nez glasses
i-=<*** __. CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it!
i-=<****** o-(==< CAUTION: has flame thrower and uses it!
i-=<***i CAUTION: has flame thrower
o-) Cyclops
o-<:-{{{ santa [rayan@utai.uucp]
o/ raised hand
o= a burning candle (for flames)
o>-<|= of interest only to women
o>8<|= messages about interesting women
oF-oo---oo semi-truck moving left
[Michael Cook,]
oo somebody's head-lights are on
oo- puzzled, confused
ouch... O>--< dead driver/passenger on pavement
[Michael Cook,]
pp# cow
pq`#' bull
q:-) wearing baseball cap backwards
{ Alfred Hitchcock
{ :-) Marge Simpson (Homer's wife)
[Liron Lightwood,]
{(:-) wearing toupee
{0-) Cyclops
{:-) hair parted in the middle
new hair style
smiley with its hair parted in the middle
wearing a toupee
{:-{)} new hair style, mustache and beard
{:\/ sounds like a duck
{:^=( Adolph Hitler
{= for messages about housing
[Richard Treitel, ]
{{-}}} refugee from the '60's
{} 'no comment'
| for bike fleet messages
[Richard Treitel, ]
|) salamander
|-( asleep with nightmares [ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP]
late at night
|-) Chinese
Same as :-) but poster is Oriental
asleep (boredom)
hee hee
|-<> kissy face
|-D ho ho
|-I sleeping
|-O birth
|-P reaction to unusually ugly C code
[The Grey Wolf,]
|-{ "Good Grief!" (Charlie Brown?)
|:-) heavy eyebrows
|:-O (no explanation given)
|:-| excessively rigid
|:[' Groucho Marx
|I asleep
|^o snoring
|| for messages about cars or other four-wheeled
vehicles [Richard Treitel, ]
||*( handshake offered
||*) handshake accepted
|~( "Someone just busted my nose".
}(:-( wearing toupee in wind
}:-( bull headed
toupee in an updraft
}:-) hair parted in the middle in an updraft
wearing toupee in an updraft
}:-< cat
}:^#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy
nosed smiley with a double-chin
}:~#}) mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy
nosed smiley with a double-chin
}}\/=oo---oo Crash! semi-truck after collision
[Michael Cook,]
~:-( net.flame
~\8-O needs to fix frayed cord on terminal
~~\8-O zapped by frayed cord on terminal
~~c___ beach [Kenneth P. Brooks, ]
~~~8} snake
~~~~8} snake

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